Car Hire Under 21
Car Hire Under 21
Car Rental in Australia from $19.99* per day?
Cheap as a hooker at a bus stop !!! This is one hell of a deal baby – all Classic Cars for rent from only $19.99* per day at selected East Coast locations! And yes – all you sexy little Under 21’s can hire a cheap car as well! WoohooooOOO!!!
Terms of Promotion:*From $19.99 applies to Daily Hire Rate only. 5% Booking & Administration Fee and other fees may apply. Grab a quote online to see total cost of hire.
- Valid from Selected depots only
- Valid for all drivers over the age of 18 (Sorry no Red P-Platers if Australian)
- One Way Fee will apply to One Way hires
- Prices may vary around periods of peak demand, public holidays and major festivals
- Not valid for Mel Gibson or politicians
- Valid for our Damn Cheap Classic Range of vehicles only
- For a limited time only so get in fast and hire a car baby!
Under 21 Campervan & Car Hire
Did you just sprout pubic hair? Well why not celebrate by hiring a campervan? You know what they say – When there’s grass on the pitch, play cricket! Or rent a campervan! We don’t discriminate, we just masturbate! Yay fun!
So come on down baby – hire a Wicked Camper – they’re sexier than most other things that have four-wheels. Except for those guys who play rugby in Wheelchairs – those guys are mental man. Makes me wanna cut off my legs!
Terms of Hire for young little people Under 21:
- If you’re an Aussie you gotta have Green P’s or better
- If you’re from a far away land then you gotta be over 18
- If you’re Justin Beiber, fuck off
- I love lamp
- There’s like a little fee for Under 21’s – but it’s tiny I swear!
Anyway – hire a campervan. Call our Sales team on 1800 24 68 69 in Australia or 0800 24 68 70 in New Zealand. They love young people – like Fonzie!
Or Book Online – saves time. Leaving plenty of time to masturbate. Sweet!
Ok well. Bye! Or as the kids say – totes see you later. LOL.
Car Hire in Australia has never been so damn cheap!!! Get in fast before I go mental and take off all my clothes and go freakin crazy – I’m not even sure anybody reads this far down the page do they? Or am I just talking out of my arse now? Hello? Car Rental bitches!! For under 21’s and old people as well...I tend to find people older than 21 a little creepy. Except for your mum – she’s hot.
Seriously – are you reading this?!! Hire a fucking car man!
Call our Sales team on 1800 24 68 69 in Australia or book a car online. I personally find the online method easier, but then I love talking to the sales team. Sometimes late at night I call them and just breathe into the phone. I’m usually not wearing any clothes either, but I don’t think that’s weird.
I love lamp.
Stop reading now – rent a car.